how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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