why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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