her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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