did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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