Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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