Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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