We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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