You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
