let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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