Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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