Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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