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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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