I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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