can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I didn't notice because vodka
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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