and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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