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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Bring me that man meat
Life without a bra equals bliss.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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