She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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