we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
