Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
they're like a gay fantastic four
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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