Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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