butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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