You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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