But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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