what if I'm pregnant?
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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