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(617): View more from Massachusetts

May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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there were a lot.

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(714): View more from California

And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.

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(847): View more from Illinois

then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started

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(+61): View more from Australia

She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.

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(587): View more from Alberta

We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.

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(703): View more from Virginia

spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.

(571): View more from Virginia

whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?

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