:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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