Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We got so high we made milksteak
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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