Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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