There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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