problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
