Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
