Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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