I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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