But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
North Korea, Best Korea!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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