yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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