What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
tell me about the fingering
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