I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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