After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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