Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
