You work out of a Hotel?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
