I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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