Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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