I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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