For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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