Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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