You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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