I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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