FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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