super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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