tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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