I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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