me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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