ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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