you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
then he tried to convert me to islam
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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