All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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